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A Merry Payday Christmas

by Hoxton

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Thatoneguybaby
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Thatoneguybaby Sometimes I forget you guys even make games, cause of how amazing you’re music decisions and OST’s are
Desucrate
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Desucrate Better than actual Christmas songs 10/10 Favorite track: Deck the Safe House.
Brian Cagle
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Brian Cagle The Best Christmas Video Game album ever released. Definite must for a fan of the game and Christmas. So great you need to buy it twice, here and on Steam/ Favorite track: A Heist Not Attempted Before.
kravlin
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kravlin Six actually original Christmas songs with a heist theme? Yes Please. Plus, Hoxton actually has a decent singing voice. Lets see how long it takes my family to notice these in the Christmas rotation. Favorite track: A Heist Not Attempted Before.
Brandon M
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Brandon M Christmas may be over, but I can still listen to this album and enjoy every second. The music is great, as always with Simon Viklund, and the songs are written really well. Still gives me a warm Christmas-y feeling everytime I listen. Favorite track: Deck the Safe House.
Auburok
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Auburok A Christmas album I can listen to even when it's the middle of June. Favorite track: A Merry Payday Christmas.
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So it's Christmas again When break-ins isn't just what burglars do Cause Santa Claus is in that business too A Merry Payday Christmas to you! So it's Christmas again A season when even the thiefs are kind And might just leave a little loot behind A Merry Payday Christmas to you! Merry Christmas to you Everybody in our global crew May your heists go as planned Escape and get a spanking tan Aw, let's do this So it's Christmas again Partners in crime will always have a blast Robbing a bank all wearing Santa masks A Merry Payday Christmas to you! So it's Christmas again Put jingle bells right on your getaway And then imagine it's a Santa sleigh A Merry Payday Christmas to you! Merry Christmas to you Everybody playing Payday 2 May your offshore account Be filled with more than you can count Aw, let's do this The entire Christmas season Is the payday of the year May you get just what you wish for Cross your fingers, then flip the card And hope for something good So it's Christmas again See CrimeNet light up like a Christmas tree Get ready for some honest larceny A Merry Payday Christmas to you!
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This is a story - I promise it's true A tale of a crafty ol' robbery crew They could clean any safe in a minute or two They had hit every bank... and post office too They had snatched every diamond and valuable gem Seemed like nothing could offer a challenge to them Then one Christmas they hatched a most brilliant score: A plan for a heist... not attempted before So they painted their guns white and learned how to ski They got their disguise from a Christmas tree Then they went to the North Pole as fast as could be They were going to rob... Santa's toy factory (My kind of crew - like taking candy from a baby!) They traveled through blizzards for over a week 'Til they saw Santa's factory up on a peak By the candy cane fence they then started to sneak Seemed security there - was surprisingly weak 'Round the factory building came elves on the way Bringing bags full of toys down to Santa's big sleigh They were busy as bees but they froze at the sound When our robbery crew... shouted "down on the ground!" Then a plan as efficient as clockwork commenced Where they melted away the elves' snowball defense Then they hog tied the reindeers inside of their fence And the helpers soon slept... thanks to gas in the vents (Nice touch!) They blew up the fuse box and turned on night vision Then they utilized shape charges to get inside They drilled through security doors with precision Then manhandled Santa and had him tied (Serves him right, big red fucker!) Santa was tougher to crack than they thought He just wouldn't surrender the code for the vault Though they stepped on his glasses so he couldn't see And an ice pick was used... to crack open his knee (Good one!) After water board torture and kicking his balls After hours of smashing his face into walls They finally realized just what did the trick When they threatened cut off... Santa's beard, so thick (You have got a dirty mind!) So he gave up the code and they all gathered 'round To find out just what treasures were there to be found As the vault door swung open they realized why A heist against Santa had never been tried They looked in the vault and they all felt like rookies See, inside there were just... lots of milk and cookies (Aw, dear god - you fucking amateurs! Why d'you think no one's done it before? Dickheads...)
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It's Christmas A time of joy and generosity The season of good deeds and charity We're inspired by the love and warmth we see It's easy as one, two, three when it's Christmas You send a heartfelt smile to someone strange You give someone in need a little change Oh, it's almost like rehearsed and prearranged And I gotta say... If it has to be Christmas for you to be nice You're an asshole If you think the season is the reason You're a piece of shit If someone has to dress up like Santa or you won't back a fund raise Then you're a low-life fucking twat It's Christmas You spare a little change and make believe Your conscience will be clear on Christmas Eve Then you entertain yourself with gluttony And shopping sprees If it has to be Christmas for you to be nice You're a son of a bitch If you think compassion's just in fashion You're a fucking nob If it has to be New Year's for you to make a change for the better You're a spineless fucking turd Oh, you're so pleased with yourself Fighting the good fight, one month out of twelve If it has to be Christmas for you to be nice You're an asshole If you think the season is the reason You're a wanker If someone has to dress up like Santa or you won't back a fund raise Then you're a fuck face If it has to be Christmas for you to be nice You're a bastard If you think compassion's just in fashion You're a fucking nob If it has to be New Year's for you to make a change for the better You're a spineless fucking turd You're a spineless fucking turd Make that fucking change
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I've been a bad boy this year I'm not gonna get any Christmas gift Santa's rules are very clear I get a lump o' coal on the 25th My stocking won't contain No treat or candy cain You see a bad boy, right here Santa will skip me on this year's shift Okay, listen now... You'll get no trip to Spain If you're crawling in the fast lane No winter coat for you If you piss beside the loo Let's kick it up a notch, shall we? Forget about that laptop case If you drew a big dick on your sleeping friend's face (Ain't that the truth?) You'll get no bottle of wine If you cheat when you play online That's just wrong, and you know it you bastards! I've been a bad boy this year I'm not gonna get any Christmas gift Santa's rules are very clear I get a lump o' coal on the 25th My stocking won't contain No treat or candy cain You see a bad boy, right here Santa will skip me on this year's shift Alright, hang on... You won't get a rock guitar If you robbed an armored car You'll get no pajama dress If you work for the IRS Yeah, that escalated quickly, didn't it? Wait, it gets worse... Forget about those poker decks If you date your best friend's ex And definitely no watch for you If you ask a woman when she's due ...and it turns out she just... could use a little exercise... All together now! I've been a bad boy this year I'm not gonna get any Christmas gift Santa's rules are very clear I get a lump o' coal on the 25th My stocking won't contain No treat or candy cain You see a bad boy, right here Santa will skip me on this year's shift Santa will skip me on this year's shift Santa will skip me on this year's shift
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I can't recommend that you spend Christmas in prison! No jingle bells, just prison cells It's Christmas in prison! For a Christmas prank, you get Christmas shanked It's Christmas in prison! You don't get the kind of present you hoped for if you drop the soap on the floor It's Christmas in prison! Forget about that sleigh ride, 'cause you're sure to get parole denied It's Christmas in prison! You'll get no Christmas cards, instead you got your sadistic prison guards It's Christmas in prison! Instead of celebrating Jesus' birth, you get a cavity search It's Christmas in prison! None of those Christmas carols you sang, but you're sure to get beat up by a rival gang It's Christmas in prison, Christmas in prison! Instead of a nativity scene, you get shank in your spleen It's Christmas in prison! Instead of steaming hot mince pies, you get bleach poured in your eyes It's Christmas in prison! There's absolutely no celebration if you're locked in isolation It's Christmas in prison! I can't stand another minute here - I've gotta get out of here It's Christmas in prison! It's Christmas, Christmas in prison!
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Christmas greetings from ol' Hoxton Fa-la-la-la-laa, la-laa, laa, laa From a house with many locks on Fa-la-la-la-laa, la-laa, laa, laa When the lockdown bells are ringing Fa-la-laa, la-la-laa, laa, laa, laa I cheer up my mood with singing Fa-la-la-la-laa, la-laa, laa, laa (You gotta do summat) Rumors say my crew replaced me Fa-la-la-la-laa, la-laa, laa, laa That hurts more than guards that tase me Fa-la-la-la-laa, la-laa, laa, laa But the switch has been debated Fa-la-laa, la-la-laa, laa, laa, laa Maybe I'll be reinstated Fa-la-la-la-laa, la-laa, laa, laa (Fingers crossed, ey?) I have heard of a petition Fa-la-la-la-laa, la-laa, laa, laa To have me bailed out of prison Fa-la-la-la-laa, la-laa, laa, laa That approach would be a pleasure Fa-la-laa, la-la-laa, laa, laa, laa But we need more drastic measures... Fa-la-la-la-laa, la-laa, laa, laa (Got any ideas?) So deck the safe house full of blue prints Fa-la-la-la-laa, la-laa, laa, laa Bring a weapon of your choosing Fa-la-la-la-laa, la-laa, laa, laa Time will come to quench our crime thirst Fa-la-laa, la-la-laa, laa, laa, laa You just have to break me out first Fa-la-la-la-laa, la-fucking laaaa (Thank you very much)
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It's Christmas A time of joy and generosity The season of good deeds and charity We're inspired by the love and warmth we see It's easy as one, two, three when it's Christmas You send a heartfelt smile to someone strange You give someone in need a little change Oh, it's almost like rehearsed and prearranged And I gotta say... If it has to be Christmas for you to be nice You're an asshole If you think the season is the reason You're a piece of shit If someone has to dress up like Santa or you won't back a fund raise Then you're a low-life fucking dick It's Christmas You spare a little change and make believe Your conscience will be clear on Christmas Eve Then you entertain yourself with gluttony And shopping sprees If it has to be Christmas for you to be nice You're a son of a bitch If you think compassion's just in fashion You're a fucking douche If it has to be New Year's for you to make a change for the better You're a spineless fucking turd Oh, you're so pleased with yourself Fighting the good fight, one month out of twelve If it has to be Christmas for you to be nice You're an asshole If you think the season is the reason You're a piece of shit If someone has to dress up like Santa or you won't back a fund raise Then you're a fuck face If it has to be Christmas for you to be nice You're a son of a bitch If you think compassion's just in fashion You're a fucking douche If it has to be New Year's for you to make a change for the better Then you're a spineless fucking turd You're a spineless fucking turd Make that fucking change
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This festive Christmas album is packed with no less than seven seasonal hymns, written and produced by Overkill's own Simon Viklund and performed by the inimitable Pete Gold (aka Old Hoxton) known from the classic first person shooter "Payday The Heist" which some of you may have heard of.

THESE SONGS CONTAIN EXPLICIT LANGUAGE AND REFERENCES TO VIOLENCE.

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released December 19, 2013

Lead vocals on all tracks except track 8 by Pete Gold
Backing vocals on all tracks & lead vocals on track 8 by Simon Viklund
All music written by Simon Viklund except track 7 which is a traditional
All lyrics & dialog written by Simon Viklund
All live instruments performed by Simon Viklund
All production, programming and mixing by Simon Viklund
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